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THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLOND IN ECONOMY CLASS
GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER
TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLOND THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND
THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLOND REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO
HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT
AND THE20CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLOND SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT
BELONGS IN EC ONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLOND AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT
BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN
TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO
HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE
POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T
LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLOND? I'LL HANDLE THIS.. I'M
MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLOND AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE
SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY."

SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT
HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS..

I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON ".